“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame”

“To acknowledge the absurdly surreal is the clarity to embrace life as it is, not as we desire it- what you do with this information, hell if I know”

“YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK FROM THE TOILET"
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“Some Women have this thermogenic effect on you, even after they've left, you can still breathe her scent, feel her electricity & be stunned”

“If life is a bowl of cherries.... do you know how many virgins it took to make that....”

“If she can do the splits, the 5 second rule does not apply”

“As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father?”