“It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real talent”
“Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all others were making ships.”
“One has no talent. I have no talent. It's just a question of working, of being willing to put in the time.”
“The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse”
“Well, if you’re a real alcoholic, then where are you stashing it? That's what real alcoholics do, right? Hide bottles?”
“If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.”