“It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real talent”

“I'm playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers, that's why I always lose”

“While Sex without love is shallow, it's so profoundly uncomplicated”

“Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window”

“When you enter the Lions Den, it's best not to go empty-handed or you'll probably leave that way”

“If the second date seems to be going well, it's pretty much a given that by dessert I'll renounce my faith”

“‎'Having' Your Cake....a little perverted....'Eating' it too.....a lot perverted!”