“Women, can't live with them, can't murder/suicide without them”
“'Having' Your Cake....a little perverted....'Eating' it too.....a lot perverted!”
“Who enjoys life more? Well to start with, definitely the Living”
“My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull”
“I'm not saying I'm an Alcoholic, but I do have prescription shot glasses”
“There's a fine mascara line between genius and insanity”