“My greatest fault is trying to stuff the baggage of an impossible situation into the trunk of an elegant solution”
“Trying to balance chivalry with equality, I always open a door for a Lady...then stick my foot out”
“I wish I had flaps of extra skin connecting my arms & legs like a Flying Squirrel & then spend my days at the park jumping from tree to tree”
“I hate cutting my wrists while shaving”
“My recipe for success: Have someone else do it”
“If my body is a Temple, then The Greeks and Romans ransacked it years ago”
“I like two beautiful women on my arm- as human shields" ”