“Behind every great man is a great woman' but in front of every great man should be a spectacular woman”
“Friends might lose touch but never lose feelings”
“A watched pot never boils.... but it does develop paranoia”
“There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label”
“You'll never know what psychopathic heights you're capable of, just lying there on the sofa”
“When she says 'I've never done this before" she just means with you”