“Some Women have this thermogenic effect on you, even after they've left, you can still breathe her scent, feel her electricity & be stunned”

“The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one”

“Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day, give him some horns and he can be a Circus Seal act”

“Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle”

“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame”

“YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK FROM THE TOILET"
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“Ever feel like dialing 911 is just simply not enough, and you really need to speak to someone on the Supreme Court...?”