“The primary difference between sex and death is, with death there is no dress code”
“The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.”
“The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.”
“The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.”
“But there's a difference, isn't there? Between saying goodbye and death.”
“Sometimes it's the tiniest things that can mean the difference between life and death.”