“Death is life's way of telling you, you've been recalled”
“While Sex without love is shallow, it's so profoundly uncomplicated”
“Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle”
“There's a fine mascara line between genius and insanity”
“I wanted to marry the first girl that I fell in love with, but there were religious differences. I was an agnostic and she was a Polycarbonate”
“Who enjoys life more? Well to start with, definitely the Living”