“The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one”

“Hotness and Genius have the same byproduct: Insanity”

“There's a fine mascara line between genius and insanity”

“Behind every great man is a great woman' but in front of every great man should be a spectacular woman”

“Some Women have this thermogenic effect on you, even after they've left, you can still breathe her scent, feel her electricity & be stunned”

“As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father?”

“I married Miss Right, but didn't know at the time she had shortened her name from Righteouspainintheass”