“There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label”
“When she says 'I've never done this before" she just means with you”
“Never send a Man in to do a Donkey's job”
“Friends might lose touch but never lose feelings”
“A watched pot never boils.... but it does develop paranoia”
“You'll never know what psychopathic heights you're capable of, just lying there on the sofa”
“If you live life on your own terms, people will definitely not understand you”