“Hotness and Genius have the same byproduct: Insanity”
“The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one”
“The line forms on the right, but I prefer the chaos on the left”
“The primary difference between sex and death is, with death there is no dress code”
“Who enjoys life more? Well to start with, definitely the Living”
“My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull”