“Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it in summer school”

“I've always been a poor sport and a sore loser...any other behavior might encourage a repeat performance”

“Who enjoys life more? Well to start with, definitely the Living”

“There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: the truly creative and the truly medicated”

“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame”

“As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father?”

“My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull”