“To acknowledge the absurdly surreal is the clarity to embrace life as it is, not as we desire it- what you do with this information, hell if I know”
“If life is a bowl of cherries.... do you know how many virgins it took to make that....”
“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame”
“You'll never know what psychopathic heights you're capable of, just lying there on the sofa”
“If you live life on your own terms, people will definitely not understand you”
“Death is life's way of telling you, you've been recalled”
“If America runs on Dunkin', do I detect a slight limp?”