“When it comes to relationships, I find it best to have two feet out the door”

“Trying to balance chivalry with equality, I always open a door for a Lady...then stick my foot out”

“When you enter the Lions Den, it's best not to go empty-handed or you'll probably leave that way”

“I like two beautiful women on my arm- as human shields"
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“When it comes to exacting revenge, it gets harder and harder to top yourself each successive time”

“Revenge is a dish best served by a tennis racket”

“There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: the truly creative and the truly medicated”