“Who enjoys life more? Well to start with, definitely the Living”

“If you live life on your own terms, people will definitely not understand you”

“I started to enjoy the regal sport of cockfighting... but I'm still having trouble getting the hang of windmilling the bayonet”

“I freely admit to enjoying the attentions Women lavish on me- Although it's usually when they're taking my order”

“If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody”

“If the second date seems to be going well, it's pretty much a given that by dessert I'll renounce my faith”

“Women, can't live with them, can't murder/suicide without them”