“Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window”

“I like two beautiful women on my arm- as human shields"
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“Trashy Women should probably exclusively date Garbage Men”

“Women, can't live with them, can't murder/suicide without them”

“Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle”

“I freely admit to enjoying the attentions Women lavish on me- Although it's usually when they're taking my order”

“Some Women have this thermogenic effect on you, even after they've left, you can still breathe her scent, feel her electricity & be stunned”