“If you can't beat them, conjoin them”
“it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong”
“YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK FROM THE TOILET" ”
“Meat IS murder – but eating vegetables IS slow torture”
“If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody”
“Trashy Women should probably exclusively date Garbage Men”