“Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle”

“While Sex without love is shallow, it's so profoundly uncomplicated”

“Ever feel like dialing 911 is just simply not enough, and you really need to speak to someone on the Supreme Court...?”

“Trashy Women should probably exclusively date Garbage Men”

“Most of us need something not to walk away from”

“The primary difference between sex and death is, with death there is no dress code”

“Some Women have this thermogenic effect on you, even after they've left, you can still breathe her scent, feel her electricity & be stunned”