“YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK FROM THE TOILET"
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“Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day, give him some horns and he can be a Circus Seal act”

“If you can't beat them, conjoin them”

“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame”

“If life is a bowl of cherries.... do you know how many virgins it took to make that....”

“Some Women have this thermogenic effect on you, even after they've left, you can still breathe her scent, feel her electricity & be stunned”

“the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner”