“I kiss [her] even though I know that if you kiss a girl before you are married to her you might get AIDS.”

“People who stop laughing are always the ones who get hurt.”

“After all, truth is not always a virtue when it is pursued for its own sake or, worse, simply to make its teller feel morally superior. That's the problem with those who let the rules of religion overshadow its spirit -- which is, of course, love. And grace. In other words, there are times when telling an outright lie may be the most loving thing a person can do.”

“Now, if you wanna get a girls attention dont just stand their and give her a boring old air kiss, you gotta give her an air french kiss!”

“I married Miss Right, but didn't know at the time she had shortened her name from Righteouspainintheass”

“Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.”

“Emma sat up very straight in the saddle. Her eyes were huge, but she said bravely, “I could do it!”“I know you can.”“I wasn’t afraid.”“There’s nothing wrong with being afraid,” I told her. “It’s how you handle it.”