“Why climb the corporate ladder when you can build an elevator in your own building?”
“You can forget trying to climb the success ladder, all you will ever need in life is brought to you in the Cosmic Ordering elevator.”
“May God bless and keep you always,May your wishes all come true,May you always do for othersAnd let others do for you.May you build a ladder to the starsAnd climb on every rung,May you stay forever young,”
“Why should we build our happiness on the opinons of others, when we can find it in our own hearts?”
“I wish I could climb the corporate ladder like I could climb a tree, but I can’t, because I’m afraid of heights. And bark.”
“You are in the hands of experts who have researched and perfected a system of corporate ladder climbing that, until recently, no one has dared consider feasible.”