“Don't be a leach, buy a round occassionally.”
“Of course, you don't turn into a shit just because you buy a Mercedes-600. It's the other way round: the reason you can afford to buy a Mercedes-600 is that you turn into a shit.”
“Forgiveness is not an occassional act; it is a permanent attitude.”
“. . if you are given lined paper, write crosswise. At least occassionally.”
“Don't buy things; buy freedom.”
“...When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occassional cheese dip.”