“Yeah, but you are a boy and boys don’t play games like that. It’s part of why I love you,- Sammy”

“I’m in love with you, Sammy. I know it’ll always be you. I have no doubt about that… but I’m willing to wait until you see it, too- Jason”

“You know you’ve always been able to count on me…you should never doubt me again.- Sammy”

“While your statement is accurate, I also recognize that yeasty beverages may not be utterly disgusting to everyone. I understand that mine is not the only opinion in the world that matters,-Sammy”

“Your perpetual loop of teen angst? Or as you put it, your own personal episode of 'Dawson's Creek' playing over and over, like a demented 'Groundhog Day'?”

“You’re lucky I know your sense of humor and I don’t have a shortage of confidence, or I’d have to put you over the back of this couch to remind you how formidable my desert eagle can be!- Caleb”

“Don’t hold on to promises you are no longer meant to keep- Caleb”