“You said you’d cook tonight, but you failed to mention that you haven’t actually learned how in the last five years,- Jason”

“I love it when you call me daddy.- Jason”

“I’m in love with you, Sammy. I know it’ll always be you. I have no doubt about that… but I’m willing to wait until you see it, too- Jason”

“You guys come from a really small town, and people talk,” Caleb shrugged. “I can’t go into a store in Covington without someone asking me how I feel about being a consolation prize,” he laughed. “People took your breakup harder than Brad and Jen’s! They’ve done everything but make up Team Jason and Team Caleb shirts!”

“You’re lucky I know your sense of humor and I don’t have a shortage of confidence, or I’d have to put you over the back of this couch to remind you how formidable my desert eagle can be!- Caleb”

“Just because a guy wants to nail you, doesn't mean he wants a relationship with you, Becca.-Lucas”

“You know you’ve always been able to count on me…you should never doubt me again.- Sammy”