“I'm a big boy. I can take it.You got into a fight.I'm also stupid.”

“In the United States I have always believed that there was a big difference between Conservative and stupid. Boy is it getting harder to prove that one by the minute.”

“You're a big one,[...] a tall drink of water, but I got to tell you, you don't look too bright. I got a son, stupid as a man who bought his stupid at a two-for-one sale, and you remind me of him.”

“If you are faced with a mountain, you have several options.You can climb it and cross to the other side.You can go around it.You can dig under it.You can fly over it.You can blow it up.You can ignore it and pretend it’s not there.You can turn around and go back the way you came.Or you can stay on the mountain and make it your home.”

“You won't be able to find the truth by merely seeking it.You also have to change your perspective and yourself.”

“How come a boy can be so stupid, but a Daddy, who actually used to be a BOY himself, can be so wonderful?”