“Okay. So...serious wedgie...”
“We're gonna be late for English, and I gotta take these pantyhose off on the way. I'm gettin' a serious wedgie.”
“Damn, you’re soft. I have trouble keeping my hands off you.”Okay, serious melty stuff.”
“Why is it so hard to be serious, so easy to be too serious?”
“I don’t think that taking off my eye patch would increase my night vision by 100%, but it would go a long way towards relieving my wedgie.”
“Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck”