“You are talking crazy-person talk. Put your words in word places please.”

“All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn't your pet -- it's your kid. It grows up and talks back to you.”

“Scramblers deactivated, then? Well here's some good news. You feel no pain. You will go straight to a hospital. Remember nothing of this place. And every time you hear the words "parsley", "intractable" or "longitude", you will vomit uncontrollably for forty-eight hours.”

“You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.”

“It's about women. It's about power and it's about women and you just hate those two words in the same sentence, don't you?”

“How do you know your Colossus is the genuine article in the first place?I read his mind.I matched his DNA.I smelled him.I also did that.”

“I'll take crazy over stupid any day.”