“You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.”
“Your way of dealing with your child will have lots of unique aspects, because you and your child are unique human beings, and the blend is yet another special level of uniqueness.”
“This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens”
“The great Tao (or way) is very level and easy; but people love the by-ways.”
“If there was a level of hell filled with slutty women who made stupid mistakes, she would be their queen.”
“Level with you child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a child.”