“Bullshit! Li-ar! Your mother and father are dead like everybody else. Everybody is dead.”
“The most dangerous flower is one that grows on a grave. Everybody in its vicinity is dead. That’s why I hand-picked it for my mother-in-law.”
“I felt the urge to reassure him that I was like everybody else, just like everybody else.”
“Everybody going to be dead one day, just give them time.”
“Everybody knew that being dead could put you in a terrible mood.”
“There are only three people in life you can never fool--pawnbrokers, whores, and your mother. Since your mother's dead, I've taken her place. Hence, I'm bullshit-proof.”