“Learning the difference between God's intervention, the devil's mischief, and PMS can lead to increased happiness.”

“You are as great as you allow yourself to be.”

“Some days I'd like to start a column about my husband. Then I remember my kids.”

“Have you ever been seduced by a ghost? Are you sure about that?”

“There’s a difference between what people think they need and what actually fulfills them.”

“God maintains a delicate balance between keeping his existence sufficiently evident so people will know he's there and yet hiding his presence enough so that people who want to choose to ignore him can do it. This way, their choice of destiny is really free.”

“You know, there must be happiness somewhere, when a lawyer dies.”