“A man always has two reasons for what he does--a good one, and the real one.”
“A man has two reasons for doing something; a good reason and the real reason.”
“God gave man two ears and one penis hole for a reason. I’m not sure what that reason is, but I’m sure it’s a good one.”
“A person usually has two reasons for doing something, a good reason and the real reason.”
“The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married. One should always be in love - that's the reason one should never marry.”
“A good man complains of no one; he does not look to faults.”