“A man has two reasons for doing something; a good reason and the real reason.”
“A person usually has two reasons for doing something, a good reason and the real reason.”
“A man always has two reasons for what he does--a good one, and the real one.”
“God gave man two ears and one penis hole for a reason. I’m not sure what that reason is, but I’m sure it’s a good one.”
“Love has nothing to do with good reasons.”
“You can give me a thousand reasons why not to do something, but give me one good reason why, and I'll do it.”