“Once you give up your integrity, the rest is a piece of cake.”
“Sex makes monkeys out of all of us. If you don’t give in to it, you wind up a cold, unfeeling bastard. If you do, you spend the rest of your life picking up the pieces. . . .”
“Debbie had to get up and slice me a thick piece of cake before she could answer. And I do mean thick. Harry Potter volume seven thick. I could have knocked out a burglar with this piece of cake. Once I tasted it, though, it seemed just the right size.”
“Yes, you may have your cake and eat it too. I will only take the rest of the world along with all the other cakes in it, thank you!”
“Piece of cake. Or toast, in your case. I'll stuff your toast, baby.”
“Piece of cake! :D”