“It doesn't matter where the story comes from, it matters where it takes you.”

“It doesn't matter where you are coming from. All that matters is where you are going.”

“You are perfect for a female.""Not where I come from.""Then they're using the wrong standard.”

“How to see a vampire in three easy steps: 1. Get up. 2. Find a mirror. 3. Look at your first vampire.”

“I got bitten by fangs that went to sink'n'drink, but somewhere between swilling'n'killing, the vampire messed up and turned me into a big fat mistake.”

“Remember that it doesn't matter where someone comes from, but where that person is going.”

“The warrior (Zsadist) rolled his black eyes. "Come on, man. What does it matter to me? You, Tohr. Britney Spears.”