“If the Angels won, the entire Earth would be nothing but one giant Christmas frickin' morning, a choking wave of happiness and warmth and caring and sharing taking over everything.”
“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. ”
“I'm an angel not a frickin' saint.”
“Time cannot be packaged and ribboned and left under trees for christmas morning. Time can't be given. But it can be shared.”
“There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”
“If everything on earth were rational, nothing would happen.”