“Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.”

“Vampire porn does not go out of style.”

“You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!”

“Mary frowned. A vampire doctor. Talk about exploring your alternative therapies.”

“John Matthew was her well of soul, as the symphaths called it,or her pyrocant, to the vampires. Her essential weakness.”

“Perfect date material, she thought. A vampire with the social equivalent of road rage.---Beth about Wrath”

“Man, it was a good thing vampires didn't get cancer. Lately he'd been chain-smoking like a felon.”