“Vampire porn does not go out of style.”

“You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!”

“Yeah, but going by that cold tone of voice, she had to wonder whether the best-laid plans of mice and vampires, blah, blah, blah...”

“I'm going to talk to her.""And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and say, 'Hey, I know you've never seen me before, but I'm your dad. Oh, and guess what? You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!”

“I feel like I am wlaking down into a porn movie" V mutteres as they took the steps with care."Wouldn't that require more black candles for you", Zsadist cracked.....”

“Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.”

“Mary frowned. A vampire doctor. Talk about exploring your alternative therapies.”