“Well . . . in the words of Vishous, want in one hand, shit in the other? See what you get most of.”
“You can shit in one hand and wish in another and see which one gets full faster. Or... you can just take my word for it.”
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.”
“well, sometimes to get what you want the most, you have to do what you want the least.”
“My grandpa had a saying before he died: You can hope in one hand, shit in the other, and see which is filled first.”
“... there are two ways of being unhappy. Not getting what you want is one. Getting what you want is the other.”