“Hail the victorious dead!”
“Hail to the Victorious Parasol!”
“Why don’t you just pretend that the asshole dropped dead? You can’t call or write to a dead man. Put a couple of candles in front of his picture, say a few Hail Marys, and get it over with.”
“Hail God, Hail Germany!”
“Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!”
“Farewell happy fields,Where joy forever dwells: Hail, horrors, hail.”