“I shall claim full amends for every fall and stubbed toe, if you do not lead us well.”
“Tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die.”
“Every once in a while God allows you to stub your toe as a kind reminder to be grateful for the miraculous body attached to it.”
“Watch where you leave your victims! I stubbed my toe on that.”
“I went for a walk and I stubbed my big toe. And my erection.”
“The past was but the cemetery of our illusions: one simply stubbed one's toes on the gravestones.”