“That was the most awkward Wednesday he ever remembered.”
“It was like trying to break up with the color orange, or Wednesday, or silent e. It was the most passionate and tumultuous relationship I'd ever known.”
“Insert the biggest, most awkward silence in the history of big awkward silences.”
“These are pictures of the people in my family where we look like the most awkward and desperate folk you ever saw, poster children for the human condition.”
“It was, I remembered thinking, the most difficult walk anyone ever had to make. In every way, a walk to remember.”
“He remembered the gravestone of a woman parishioner in the churchyard of St. John's in the Grove. DEMURE AT LAST, it read. He thought that the single most definitive and amusing epitaph he'd ever come across.”