“I'm an American and I want instant gratification.”

“I think I'd want to have an affair with a Montgomery but marry a Taggert.”

“Waiting for Prince Charming?""Aren't all women? And you're waiting for Cinderella.""Actually," Jared said slowly, "I'm rather hoping to find the Evil Queen. I think she'd be much more fun.”

“I would rather die then try to live without you”, “May you always love me and want me but never have me”, “May you never love anyone but me”.”

“What self-respecting male wanted a job being photographed?”

“Everyone wanted his relatives to be proud of him, didn't he?”

“What kind of wedding do you want?""The one with a groom.”