“What self-respecting male wanted a job being photographed?”

“What kind of wedding do you want?""The one with a groom.”

“I'm an American and I want instant gratification.”

“Everyone wanted his relatives to be proud of him, didn't he?”

“I think I'd want to have an affair with a Montgomery but marry a Taggert.”

“I would rather die then try to live without you”, “May you always love me and want me but never have me”, “May you never love anyone but me”.”

“Cassie's first thought when she saw the old woman was, What a marvelous thing plastic surgery is. The woman was younger than Althea, but looked fifty years older”