“Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.”
“Strength is the ability to break up a solid piece of chocolate—and then eat just one of the pieces.”
“Twice two makes four seems to me simply a piece of insolence. Twice two makes four is a pert coxcomb who stands with arms akimbo barring your path and spitting.”
“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”
“High school guys are boys. They are totally selfish and immature. They will break your heart into a million pieces and then pick up all of the pieces and cut you with them. College guys, on the other hand are men.”
“If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.”