“I like one hair, tuna fish, the smell of rain and things that are pink. I hate pimples, baked potatoes, when my mother's mad, and religious holidays.”
“I want to make pants out of tuna fish, to accompany my cottage cheese thighs.”
“Liz asked me the other day what I thought about twice baked potatoes. How the fuck should I know? Was I supposed to be thinking about twice baked potatoes all this time? Is this where I went wrong? Are grown men supposed to have an opinion about twice baked potatoes?”
“Sometimes when I'm with you, I remember things I lost when I was your age. Like I remember the sound of the rain and the smell of the wind.”
“I don’t like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you.”
“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.”