“If you can work anywhere, anytime, then pretty soon you're working everywhere all the time.”

“My glass is not only half-empty, I'm convinced someone spit in it.”

“On the freeway of life, Lisa Watson was stuck at the entrance ramp, trapped behind a cautious old lady in a Buick.”

“You know you're a mom when you open the door to the dishwasher mid-cycle and think, 'This is the closest I'm going to get to a spa treatment till next Mother's Day.'""Joining the words 'Lose Weight, Effortlessly!' in the same sentence may be a form of hate speech.""Try to make time for the things that are important, not just the things that are urgent.""I want my work to matter, my words to count for the good, and to spread some good cheer along the way.”

“Faith seems to grab people and not let go, but hope is a double-crosser. It can beat it on you anytime; it's your job to dig in your heels and hang on. Must be nice to have hope in your pocket, like loose change you could jingle through your fingers.”

“•Silence is one of the hardest arguments to dispute•Love is never die, but be careful, it can kill you!”

“Do you ever find yourself bursting into a sort of lunatic laughter at the sheer prettiness of things?”