“My ears are too beeg for my head. My head ees too beeg for my body. I am not a Siamese cat ... I AM A CHIHUAHUA!" -- Skippyjon Jones (In his very best Spanish accent)”

“My name is Skippito Friskito. (clap-clap)I fear not a single bandito. (clap-clap)My manners are mellow,I'm sweet like the Jell-o,I get the job done, yes indeed-o. (clap-clap)”

“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”

“For twas not into my ear you whispered,But into my heart.Twas not my lips you kissed,But my soul.”

“I am not scared of you, I am scare of these feelings.”

“I've always taken 'The Wizard of Oz' very seriously, you know. I believe in the idea of the rainbow. And I've spent my entire life trying to get over it. ”

“hi I hope u want to be my friends”