“Fat gives things flavor.”
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
“I poured a compass into my coffee, to give the flavor some direction.”
“But here is the thing. When he gets on me, I suddenly feel I am fat. I feel am terrifically fat, so fat that Rudy is a tiny thing and hardly there at all.”
“I'm sure the holy refrigerator is packed solid with cartons of Blue Bell ice cream - times a million. All those amazing flavor combinations minus the calories and fat grams, of course. After all, we are talking about heaven here, amen?”
“The only things you can truly love after such a short time are ice cream flavors and comfortable shoes.”