“...nothing is too much trouble if it turns out the way it should.”

“But I was a pure romantic, and only operating with half my burners turned on.”

“I think every woman should have a blowtorch.”

“Always start out with a larger pot than what you think you need.”

“Drama is very important in life: You have to come on with a bang. You never want to go out with a whimper.”

“In the blood-heat of pursuing the enemy, many people are forgetting what we are fighting for. We are fighting for our hard-won liberty and freedom; for our Constitution and the due processes of our laws; and for the right to differ in ideas, religion and politics. I am convinced that in your zeal to fight against our enemies, you, too, have forgotten what you are fighting for.”

“Standing up through the Citroen's open sunroof, my six-foot-three-inch, red-cheeked sister pointed a long, trembling finger at the perpetrator and with maximum indignation yelled: 'Ce merde-monsieur a justement crache dans ma derriere!' Her intended meaning is obvious, but what she said was, 'This shit-man just spat out into my butt!”