“There are only four great arts: music, painting, sculpture, and ornamental pastry- architecture being perhaps the least banal derivative of the latter.”

“There are only four great arts: music, painting, sculpture, and ornamental pastry - architecture being the least banal derivative of the latter.”

“In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport.”

“...no one is born a great cook, one learns by doing.”

“How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?”

“But I was a pure romantic, and only operating with half my burners turned on.”

“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.”