“You are the butter to my bread,and the breath to my life”

“If you're afraid of butter, use cream.”

“How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?”

“She was my first cat ever, and I thought she was marvelous. ”

“But I was a pure romantic, and only operating with half my burners turned on.”

“Drama is very important in life: You have to come on with a bang. You never want to go out with a whimper.”

“Standing up through the Citroen's open sunroof, my six-foot-three-inch, red-cheeked sister pointed a long, trembling finger at the perpetrator and with maximum indignation yelled: 'Ce merde-monsieur a justement crache dans ma derriere!' Her intended meaning is obvious, but what she said was, 'This shit-man just spat out into my butt!”